Sh!t-ainable
[💩 + "sustainable"]
The word "sustainable"
has been 💩 on so much by companies making bogus claims about "sustainability", that nowadays the word means jack-sh!t
Sh!t-ainable
[💩 + "sustainable"]
The word "sustainable" has been 💩 on so much
by companies making bogus claims about "sustainability",
that nowadays the word means jack-sh!t
Paper straws
Paper requires 💩-loads of energy to produce.
(logging, paper mills, chemicals)
PLA straws
Floaters belong in the toilet,
not in the ocean.
Say hello to the future
of drinking straws
👇
Wheat straws
Literally the stem of a wheat plant.
Zero manufacturing required
Composts naturally
NEVER soggy
Meet the Team
(a couple of sh!theads from the hospitality industry)
