Sh!t-ainable

[πŸ’© + "sustainable"]

The word "sustainable" has been πŸ’© on so much by companies making bogus claims about "sustainability", that nowadays the word means jack-πŸ’©

Sh!t-ainable

[πŸ’© + "sustainable"]

The word "sustainable" has been πŸ’© on so much
by companies making bogus claims about "sustainability",
that nowadays the word means jack-πŸ’©

Paper straws

Paper requires πŸ’©-loads of energy to produce. (logging, paper mills, chemicals)

πŸ’© Sh!t-ainability Rating: 2/10 πŸ’©

Plastic

Floaters belong in the toilet, not in the ocean.

πŸ’© Sh!t-ainability Rating: 1/10 πŸ’©

is there a legit alternative?

πŸ‘‡

Wheat straws

Literally a leftover plant stem. Disappears naturally after use.

Sh!t-ainability Rating: 8/10

πŸ‘‡
Why not 10/10?
Are wheat straws 100% perfect?
hell no!
They require cleaning and transporting...that requires some energy.

Meet the Team

(a couple of sh!theads from the hospitality industry)

TBH, most of the time, we don't use a straw.
(prefer to sip direct)

We like having a box of wheat straws around
for guests, and for icy drinks (like frozen margaritas, iced tea, mojitos, etc)