

Sh!t-ainable
[π© + "sustainable"]
The word "sustainable" has been π© on so much by companies making bogus claims about "sustainability", that nowadays the word means jack-π©
Sh!t-ainable
[π© + "sustainable"]
The word "sustainable" has been π© on so much
by companies making bogus claims about "sustainability",
that nowadays the word means jack-π©

Paper straws
Paper requires π©-loads of energy to produce. (logging, paper mills, chemicals)
π© Sh!t-ainability Rating: 2/10 π©

Plastic
Floaters belong in the toilet, not in the ocean.
π© Sh!t-ainability Rating: 1/10 π©

is there a legit alternative?
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Wheat straws
Literally a leftover plant stem. Disappears naturally after use.
Sh!t-ainability Rating: 8/10
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Why not 10/10?
Are wheat straws 100% perfect?
hell no!
They require cleaning and
transporting...that requires some energy.
Meet the Team
(a couple of sh!theads from the hospitality industry)

TBH, most of the time, we don't use a straw.
(prefer to sip direct)
We like having a box of wheat straws around
for guests, and for icy drinks (like frozen margaritas, iced tea, mojitos, etc)
